HURRY UP FASHION

clayinla:

thiswebsitenamesareweird:

lesbwian:

THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ

Same energy

I’m glad he clarified tbh

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tooiconic:

szuddenly:

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

wow this is a fucking mood

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postmarxed:

tilthat:

TIL that because of a mistranslation Jimmy Carter told the Polish people in 1977 that he desired them carnally and that he had left the United States to never return.

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Imagine being a Polish citizen and you hear the American president say he’s here to fuck and he’s not leaving

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candywifes:

candywifes:

who was i before i found out i had adhd. Like Oh my almost never works but im fine

i got distracted and accidentally omitted the word Brain. this post was performance art

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liesonthefloordramatically:

Hot take: people who argue that saying “mood,” “same,” “F,” “oh worm?” etc. add nothing to a conversation don’t realize that they function the same way as aizuchi, i.e. signalling that you’re still paying attention to what the speaker is saying, which is harder to do when you can’t see the other person.  In this essay, I will

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ourheartsofsteel:

darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:

tilthat:

TIL that when Jeff Bridges was 14, he and his brother, Beau, would go to grocery store parking lots and pretend to start a fight. Once a crowd gathered, they would both jump into the back of their pickup truck and proceed to do dramatic line readings.

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country thespians make do

exactly what i’d expect theatre kids to do

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

writing-prompt-s:

There are people who have emotional support animals. You, on the other hand, have an emotional support eldritch abomination.

the downside of being a big blog is people start vagueposting about you

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